Are you wondering what a dad joke is? Well, a dad joke is typically a corny or cheesy joke that is often told by a father figure. These jokes are usually intended to be silly and playful and are often met with groans or eye rolls from their audience.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to take the lens cap off.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
Here's a bonus one!
Wanna hear a garlic joke? Lehsun!
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